Who the hell fears for their life because they smell pot?! Stoned people are slower and generally more peaceful.

When I smell pot, this is what I fear:

• I am going to hear a long, rambling conversation about how deep Phish is.
• Having it explained to me for the hundredth time how cool it is that an atom is like a tiny solar system
• Being treated like a narc when I am offered some and politely refuse
• Being asked to go get some snacks
• And now, being shot because some stupid, inept cop thinks pot is scary and decides to start spraying bullets